Mickey Avalon ♪ Jane Fonda

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Mickey Avalon and girl
«Idol worship: Avalon causes hysteria among the pretty young things» [image source http://www.laweekly.com/photoGallery/index/44507/3/]

Here's tidbits about Mickey:

Avalon's family upbringing was tumultuous. His mother sold marijuana for a living (which Avalon began doing as well) and his father was a heroin addict. He was raised Orthodox Jewish. By the time he was out of his teenage years he had prostituted himself in order to get money to support his heroin addiction. He spent time as a prostitute and drug dealer before finding success in music. By his early 20s, Avalon got married, had a daughter, and moved to Portland, Oregon.

[Mickey Avalon's True Hollywood Stories: Death, drugs, rap and redemption By John Albert. At http://www.laweekly.com/2006-04-27/music/mickey-avalon-s-true-hollywood-stories/ , accessed on 2011-12-10 ]

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Mickey Avalon and girls
«Back-door man: The men don't know, but the little girls understand.» [image source http://www.laweekly.com/photoGallery/index/44507/3/]
had a baby named Jane
she could shake that thing
said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen
her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy
Baby Baby Baby…
Baby was Jen's best friend
and maybe if you were lucky
licky licky sucky sucky
Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me
more junk in her trunk than a Honda
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest
she was inbred but Jean had big breasts
and big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
then came Molly
a hood from Hollywood High
so fly she was transatlantic
she was a manic depressive
[manic depressive]
which was impressive
very impressive
I had to test it
tasted like chicken and was lemon scented
she took me home to her mama
I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana
she was a waitress at the Copacabanna
she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
her brother jason had a girl named Grace
and you could see her ass from outer space
so I landed on her planet
and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!
Johnny Coltrane John Coltrane (1926 to 1967) was an American jazz saxophonist and composer. Working in the bebop and hard bop idioms early in his career, Coltrane helped pioneer the use of modes in jazz and later was at the forefront of free jazz.
booty Ass.
Jane Fonda Jane Fonda (born 1937), American actress. She is famous for a few things. One of them is her exercise video show in the 1980s wearing a leotard.
Santa Ana Most likely Santa Ana, California, USA.
Copacabanna might refer to Copacabana (nightclub) in New York City.
Janet Jackson Janet Jackson, singer, Michael Jackson's sister. Rhythm Nation is one of her song and album name. Janet was notorious in 2004 for her breast-baring antic. [see Nakedness — a WASP Crime]

Splendid lyrics.

Here's Jane Fonda's workout video.

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