Raw Spite, Motherfucker, ♪ “I Am On a Boat”

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I'm on a Boat (2009), a silly rap song. The song is extremely popular. Quote from Wikipedia: «The music video reached number one on YouTube in February 2009 and was number one on the U.S. iTunes music video chart.».

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shawty or “shorty”. Young attractive female. Shawty (slang)
five knots one knot is 1.852 km per hour. 5 knots is thus 9.26 km/h. Knot (unit)
(shawty) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (yeah, shawty)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Kinko Kinko, a popular chain store in US that provides services such as printing, faxing, copying, mailing packages, etc.
Seaworld A amusement park featuring dolphins etc.
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
This dolphin's splashin, gettin everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
pashmina Fine, downy wool growing beneath the outer hair of feral Himalayan goats. (AHD) Pashmina
afghan Afghan (blanket)
Leo Reference to a popular epic romance film Titanic (1997), starring Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker
starboard right side of a ship. starboard. Bow is the front of ship
Kevin Garnett Kevin Garnett (born 1976), American basketball player.
Poseidon The god of sea in Greek mythology. Poseidon. See also: A Love of Mythology of the Greeks.
all hands on deck idiom, meaning all the staff is ready (for crisis, etc.).
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat

Sha-sha-shorty, shawty
Yeah yeah yeahhh