Raw Spite “I Am On a Boat”
“I'm on a Boat” (2009).
Pure swagger and raw spite.
- number of times the word “shit” is used = 2
- fuck = 5
- motherfuck = 12
shawty or “shorty”. Attractive girl.
five knots one knot is 1.852 km per hour. 5 knots is thus 9.26 km/h.
(shawty) Aww shit Get your towels ready it's about to go down (yeah, shawty) Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (yeah, shawty) But stay on your motherfuckin toes We runnin this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah) I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit This dolphin's splashin, gettin everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh Get the fuck up, this boat is real Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah) The boat engine make noise, motherfucker Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon, look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat comin my way Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shawty Yeah yeah yeahhh
Kinko Kinko is a popular chain store in US that provides services such as printing, faxing, copying, mailing packages, etc.
Seaworld A amusement park featuring dolphins etc.
pashmina Fine, downy wool growing beneath the outer hair of feral Himalayan goats. (AHD)
afghan a blanket of knitted or crocheted wool. The word came from the country name Afghanistan, blanket produced there.
Leo Reference to a popular epic romance film Titanic (1997). Leo is actor Leonardo DiCaprio, playing the protagonist. The most popular scene is he standing on the prow of ship holding a girl in front with arms wide enjoying the experience.
starboard right side of a ship. Bow is the front of ship
Kevin Garnett Kevin Garnett (born 1976), American basketball player.
Poseidon The god of sea in Greek mythology. . See also: A Love of Mythology of the Greeks.
all hands on deck idiom, meaning all the staff is ready (for crisis, etc.).