Mickey Avalon ❀〈My Dick〉 (Song) & Jane Fonda 🎶

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A funny rap song named “My Dick” by Mickey Avalon.

“Mickey Avalon ❀〈My Dick〉” amazon
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick large like the chargers
(The whole team)
Your shit look like you're fourteen

My dick locked in a cage
(Right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar doo
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff
(It needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin'

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus
Mickey Avalon album cover
Mickey Avalon album cover. amazon

Here's tidbits about Mickey:

Avalon's family upbringing was tumultuous. His mother sold marijuana for a living (which Avalon began doing as well) and his father was a heroin addict. He was raised Orthodox Jewish. By the time he was out of his teenage years he had prostituted himself in order to get money to support his heroin addiction. He spent time as a prostitute and drug dealer before finding success in music. By his early 20s, Avalon got married, had a daughter, and moved to Portland, Oregon.

Mickey Avalon ❀〈Jane Fonda〉

Mickey Avalon and girl
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“Mickey Avalon ❀〈Jane Fonda〉” amazon
“Mickey Avalon ❀〈Jane Fonda〉” live at The Roxy, 2011-05-14. amazon
Mickey Avalon and girls
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Johnny Coltrane John Coltrane (1926 〜 1967) was an American jazz saxophonist and composer. Working in the bebop and hard bop idioms early in his career, Coltrane helped pioneer the use of modes in jazz and later was at the forefront of free jazz.
booty Ass.
Jane Fonda Jane Fonda (b1937), American actress. She is famous for a few things. One of them is her exercise video show in the 1980s wearing a leotard.
had a baby named Jane
she could shake that thing
said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen
her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy
Baby Baby Baby…
Baby was Jen's best friend
and maybe if you were lucky
licky licky sucky sucky
Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me
more junk in her trunk than a Honda
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
I had a princess, queen of incest
she was inbred but Jean had big breasts
and big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
then came Molly
a hood from Hollywood High
so fly she was transatlantic
she was a manic depressive
[manic depressive]
which was impressive
very impressive
I had to test it
tasted like chicken and was lemon scented
she took me home to her mama
I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda
Santa Ana Most likely Santa Ana, California, USA.
Copacabanna might refer to Copacabana (nightclub) in New York City.
Janet Jackson Janet Jackson, singer, Michael Jackson's sister. Rhythm Nation is one of her song and album name. Janet was notorious in 2004 for her breast-baring antic. 〔☛ Nakedness — a WASP Crime
I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana
she was a waitress at the Copacabanna
she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
her brother jason had a girl named Grace
and you could see her ass from outer space
so I landed on her planet
and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

Splendid lyrics.

Here's Jane Fonda's workout video, with Mickey's song.

Jane Fonda exercise show with Mickey Avalon's song.
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