Courtship Humor: What's It Gonna Be? (Video)

By Mike O'Connell and Ken Jeong (the Asian guy) See also: comedian Dr Ken Jeong.

Here's the lyrics.

I'd buy you a drink but I snuck mine in
So unless you want a shot of this generic gin
That I've been drinkin in the corner since I don't know when
Then I won't be much use you to you

but look

I think your ass looks delicious (Uh huh)
I got to get my dick in your britches (he will)
Your body gonna make me religious (hey)
You know I wanna sex it with you

But look, now

I gotta lotta bitches to plow
so you can fuck-ah me later
but you should fuck-ah me now

    what's it gonna be (I ain't got all night now)

I see that guy you're with
and I know he's hot and I know he's rich
but he's got nothing on me when it comes to fuckin'

ha! now,

If you even really cared about that vagina of yours
you wouldn't leave it in the hands of an amatuer
You'd put it on my dick and you'd sit real good
(you know that's where you wanna be)

look, now

I gotta lotta bitches to plow
so you can fuck-ah me later
but you should fuck-ah me now, come on

    what's it gonna be (I ain't got all night now)

Listen

I know an alley where we could fuck all night
and I promise not to cum until the morning light
but you KNOW I got about a billion bitches to plow
so you can fuck-ah me later
but you should fuck-ah me now

    what's it gonna be (I ain't got all night now)

million dollar strong