Humor: Samsung GALAXY Commercial: sweetie, should i bring it? 学妹，我要不要套?

Samsung GALAXY phone advertisement

should i bring the rubber? huh, the rubber? dude, what are you thinking? SCUM! how could you think of that? can't stand bachelors fixing a computer need rubber? i thought you are a normal guy. it's all a lie men are such liers!! what you just said completely changed how i look at you you think am a slut? even so, you couldn't handle me no wonder how you've been so sweet lately so it has come to this. Am speechless. This is a insult to my face. Shame on you. You have the gut to say but it's too much for my ears fine. I don't blame you men can never change if a man don't have vices, nor into women, then perhaps he's not a man but how could you be so blunt? that's really common, low, and hateful! Unbearable can't you be more transparent? maybe i am naive, but am adult i know what you mean but what a question… you expect me to answer? you don't even have to ask any woman would have the same response fine, bring it. safety first never mind, i have it the rubber duck BE RIGHT THERE!!!

This is a Samsung GALAXY phone advertisement. The tagline emphasized speedy input with full physical keyboard.

thanks to [Aenon Sun https://plus.google.com/u/0/101115235679473513568/posts] for a improvement on translation.