How much is the melon (2026)
how much is the melon
- FOX News Bret Baier in china, buying melons, rapped by chinese😸.
- the lyrics goes:
- how much are melons 🍉? 2 dollars per pound.
- wtf, is the rind made of gold or is the seeds made of gold?
- ...
- lets have one...
- the song is “Huaqiang buys melon” 《华强买瓜》
- https://bilibili.com/video/BV1KR5J6MEqi/
- song is a meme, many versions.
- origin is a scene from the 2003 Chinese TV drama series 《征服》 (Conquest), starring Sun Honglei (孙红雷) as the gangster character Liu Huaqiang (刘华强).
- https://youtube.com/watch?v=ILHNP8HI9YU
- thx to @manyapan for info. follow her for china cultural news.
哥们儿，这瓜多少钱一斤呐
哥们儿，这瓜多少钱一斤呐 两块钱一斤 刘这瓜皮子是金子做的还是这瓜粒子是金子做的 你瞧瞧现在哪有瓜呀，这都是大棚的瓜，你嫌贵我还嫌贵呢 刘给我挑一个 行 这个怎么样 刘这瓜保熟吗 我开水果摊的，能卖给你生瓜蛋子 刘我问你这瓜保熟吗 你是故意找茬儿，是不是，你要不要吧 刘你这瓜要是熟我肯定要啊 刘那它要是不熟怎么办呀 要是不熟，我自己吃了它，满意了吧 15斤，30块 刘你这哪儿够15斤，你这秤有问题呀 你TM故意找茬儿是不是，你要不要吧，你要不要 刘吸铁石 刘另外你说的，这瓜要是生的，你自己吞进去，啊 你TM劈我瓜是吧，我…… 【杀人啦，杀人啦，郝哥，杀人啦，杀人啦，杀人啦】 【华强，诶，华强】
Buddy, how much per jin for this melon? Two bucks a jin. Is this melon rind made of gold, or are the melon seeds made of gold? Look around, where are you gonna find real melons these days? These are all greenhouse melons. You think it's expensive? I'm the one griping about the price. Pick one out for me. Sure thing. How's this one? Is this melon guaranteed ripe? I run a fruit stall—would I sell you a green, unripe piece of crap? I'm asking if this melon's guaranteed ripe. You picking a fight on purpose or what? You gonna buy it or not? If it's ripe, hell yeah, I'll take it. But what if it's not ripe? If it's not ripe, I'll eat the damn thing myself. Happy now? 15 jin, 30 bucks. This ain't even 15 jin—your scale's busted or something. You fuckin' messing with me on purpose, huh? Buy it or don't, buy it or don't! Suck my dick. And like you said, if this melon's green, you shove it up your own ass, huh? You wanna split my fuckin' melon? I’ll... [MURDER! MURDER! Hao-ge, MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!] [Huaqiang, hey, Huaqiang]