how to get hired, for socially inept nerds

By Xah Lee. Date: .

how to get hired, for socially inept nerds

like they say, critics gives best writing advice, eunics gives best sex advice

now, xah's best advice for how to get hired. a insta master thesis.

First thing, is the mindset. this is the most import.

Your mindset should NOT be, am gonna be fair and give my best.

Your mindset should be, first of all, do you want the job or not. seriously, ask urself that question, with respect to, does it benefit YOU.

Put your mindset, to the most selfish possible. in fact, think of it this way: you are now going to abuse the fuck out of corps and society, to get what YOU want.

Note: what you want, not what they want, and not what is fair, or fair interview shit, nor demo of your best ability shit.

Do you want the job, or not?

Also, in consideration of this, some corps, you may NOT want to. this gets you to think. do you want THIS PARTICULAR job or not?

When you are in this mindset, you are almost half hired already.

Now, the second part. Once you decided this is a job YOU WANT, AND, you have put your mindset to the most selfish possible. Now, you need to be honest in the interview, and blunt. Honest means, you speak your mind. Tell them why you want the job. Ignore interview question faaks. Tell them: hey shithead, i want the job, and i far capable for what you need, ok?

Again, the focus is, to tell them, and they benefit by getting you, not somebody else. (if you have decided, the job benefits you.)

You also need to be honest in your abilities. But again, do not think in terms to be fair or such shit. You want the job, and you damn make sure you demo the ability, qualifications.

now, coding jobs has lots fancy jargons you never heard of, or langs you don't know. again, that's irrevelant, if you have the right mindset. dont stupidly drill on things you don't know. just honestly, bluntly, like you are talking to xah. if you don't know something, skip it, tell them what you know, and why you are the best, that they gonna fail if they try to keep finding some mythical best.