Facebook Girls: Dating Ads Collection
Gah, am quite annoyed by the bunch of pretty girls staring at me on the side of Facebook. What the fuck. Am not interested in spending time and energy to go thru these spammy sites and deal with women with the possibility of reward of touching set years down. I noticed there's a little ❌ that lets me close it. Tried it, then fuck Facebook asks my reason by multiple choice for not liking the ad, which kicked my mind into deliberation.
O, do i really want these pretty girls decorating my Facebook gone? what if i'm axing a big OPPORTUNITY? The op to get into their pants as well the op to observe humanity of ad distribution and demograph.
(after all, i'm getting into online ad biz. Need to be observant. (as a example, one thing i learned after some dithering, is that i wondered why these ads always just girls looking for men. I figured, if you are a women, your Facebook probably show all these powerful men waiting for you. So, the ad selection algorithm must've filched info from your profile))
And, what reason should i give? fucking Facebook takes every chance to squeeze info. Should i be generous in freely providing them the reason? But, on the other hand, i support capitalism to the hilt. By turning off ads, will i be said of deeds not matching words?
Gah. I admit i have psychological problems. Some loving female please press bosom onto my face and fix me. Have some Platonic heart!
The Wiles of Facebook Dating Ads
- Looking for love over 40?
- Looking For A Dime? (dime or dame?)
- Single Parent?
- Local Christian Girls (your religious belief matters!)
- Date Rich Women
- Cougars looking for a Date
- View females online (as opposed to males)
- click once for pics (just once then you can see pics)
- Russian ladies for dating
- She Likes Xbox 360? (doesn't all women?)
- She Likes Star Trek?
- Want a respectable girl? (no, i want a harlot)
- We Need More Men (they need more men)
- Gentlemen Wanted
- We Need Men (note: the plural “men”. Seems i have a chance.)
- Mature Men Wanted
- Responsive Men Wanted (note: responsive, not responsible. Better check if you can get it up quick)
- Meet Singles In Your City
- She is Waiting for you
- Get Her Addicted To You
- How to Talk to Women…
The photos vary from blossoms of tits to beaming face of beauty queens to girl-next-door to disgusting juxtapositioned old men + young girl.
Reminds me, i need to update my collection.
One guy in Second Life, from UK, read my essay above, and apparently is totaly freaked out. (of me, not the girly ads)
Pretty Face Collection
Tits and Ass Collection
Important Offensive Oldmen Collection
Do you look like one of these disgusting men? If so, you have a chance!
For much more collection of Facebook girl ads, see: Facebook Ads(2011) By Brian Nakamoto. At flickr